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Post by Darc Abyss on Oct 9, 2007 22:41:03 GMT 2
Mine are original...Or I happen to say something somebody has already said without knowing they said it...And it wouldn't be the first time.
Chuck Norris read these facts, believed them, and they came true. He can defy all laws of physics, cause Chuck Norris is a law unto himself.
The sun isn't the center of our solar system. Chuck Norris is.
Chuck Norris listens to death metal to relax.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a universal remote control. He alone can control the universe.
When Chuck Norris finds a button, he doesn't look for what's missing it. He punches it, and it becomes whatever it was attached to.
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Post by Albireo on Oct 10, 2007 1:19:38 GMT 2
Lol..... all i gotta say.....
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Post by Omega on Oct 10, 2007 20:23:37 GMT 2
Chuck Norris Invented the Ipod. Michael Jackson was a clone of Chuck Norris gone teribly wrong. Chuck Norris's role model is Mrs. Doubtfire. If you bother Chuck Norris during Grey's Anatomy he'll, like, totally be pissed at you for weeks. Chuck Norris was fired and arrested from his job at a Dallas Texas school after a video showed him smelling the football players jock straps. He was taken into custody oddly enough by a real Texas Ranger named Walker. Those are NOT Chuck Norris facts by the common deffinition. I'd count that as stating your hatred for Chuck Norris AND homo-sexuals (the last one). Sorry to go off topic, but what the hell. I don't dislike homosexuals, it was a joke. Oh everybody else is right and non offensive, but me oh no! Its offensive, you HATE him. This whole thread was for making jokes about Chuck Norris. I sujest you think before making rude remarks at people. |
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Post by Miguel on Oct 10, 2007 21:25:21 GMT 2
It's not for Chuck Norris jokes, it's for Chuck Norris facts. A Chuck Norris fact is supposed to be a fact about Chuck Norris that makes him seem all-powerful, but is not to be taken seriously.
Chuck Norris can kill you just by thinking about you. In fact, when someone mysteriously dies in their sleep, the medicl term is DBN (Death By Norris).
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Post by Silver Stryker on Oct 10, 2007 21:31:46 GMT 2
-Chuck Norris kills people for typing incorrectly.
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Post by Flash The Reploid on Oct 11, 2007 0:03:11 GMT 2
when Chuck Norris is suprised which rarely occurs, his cloths will melt
Chuck norris is so strong he won the stanley cup by thinking alone
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Post by Miguel on Oct 11, 2007 1:59:08 GMT 2
Lol..... all i gotta say..... I said NOT to post in this thread unless you were posting a Chuck Norris fact. Chuck Norris craeated Zero by imagining what it would be like if he and Sephiroth had a baby. |
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Post by Albireo on Oct 11, 2007 2:44:47 GMT 2
Omg Miguel... thats just really disturbing...
The gods created earth, but who created the gods? Chuck norris created them
They say Chuck Norris is invincible, well its true, if he wasnt, how could he create the gods?
Chuck Norris went to a tavern once, 100 people picked a fight with, and a fight they got, lasted only quarter of a second
When god says issues divine wrath, Chuck Norris issues a roundhouse kick
If Chuck Norris werent invincible, he'd have the power to control time and his age, thus making him invincible anyways
When Chuck Norris thinks of a person in a good way, they live a super good and lucky and happy life, when he thinks bad of someone, they die in 40 seconds (deathnote reference)
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Post by Miguel on Oct 13, 2007 5:41:29 GMT 2
Chuck Norris can kill you infinity times before you can draw a single breath.
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Post by Albireo on Oct 13, 2007 8:10:57 GMT 2
The Solar system is Chuck Norris' home, Earth is his entertainment system, the Sun is his source of light, Mercury is where all burnable garbage belongs, Venus is his toilet, Saturn is his dining table, Uranus is his TV, Pluto's a reject....
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Post by Sorrum on Oct 13, 2007 8:39:01 GMT 2
Chuck Norris can't kill a corpse. Too bad you aren't one yet..
That's all I got for today. D:
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Post by Albireo on Oct 13, 2007 9:07:12 GMT 2
The Grim Reaper cant keep up with the amount of people Chuck Norris kills, he cant do anythign bout it cos Chuck's got godly powers beyond those of god himself, since he created god.
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Post by Darc Abyss on Oct 13, 2007 9:34:43 GMT 2
The Story of how Chuck Norris got his awesomeness:
One day, God invited a normal man to play poker. As they played the final game, the man found God had been cheating, so he roundhouse kicked him. God conceeded defeat, and granted the man three wishes. The man asked for power that exceeded God himself, a huge trouser snake, and his name to be known to the world. Chuck Norris.
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Post by Albireo on Oct 13, 2007 9:42:53 GMT 2
Lol....
No one hates Chuck Norris, since no one can hate him due to him striking fear in every enemies hearts.
When Chuck Norris wants something, he clicks his fingers, and it appears in any form he wanted.
If Chuck Norris didnt get anything he wanted, he'd click his fingers, and get what he wanted, so he gets anything he wants.
If Chuck norris shot a man, the man would come back to life the moment he dies, since Chuck Norris doesnt shoot, he roundhouse kicks.
If a black hole were to englf this world, he would go up to the black hole and say, "stop eating the universe!!!", the black hole would just explode in a poof as big as your thumb.
Chuck Norris created god, he is proven as the father of god, since people keep saying, "sweet mother of god".
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Post by Miguel on Oct 13, 2007 16:51:11 GMT 2
Chuck Norris claims that he did not sleep with your wife. He does not know why all your kids look nothing like you and all have beards (even little suzy. BTW, WAKE UP, LITTLE SUZY!). Chuck Norris thinks that if you don't stop bugging him, your member will be roundhouse-kicked out of existance by the time you wake up.
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