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Post by Deathtanz Mantisk on Oct 8, 2007 2:58:26 GMT 2
Gandalf whacks Golinku from behind with his staff, causing Golinku to hit the side of his head on a rock and suffer a concussion. He bleeds heavily.
An ambulance arrives, but instead of men rushing out, the thing jumps on Golinku and consumes him. They fuse into one.
Ambugolinkuce is born. He begins to levitate, roaring furiously as his power level grows and grows. Cell and Freeza wet themselves further away.
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Post by Albireo on Oct 8, 2007 3:03:06 GMT 2
Lonku then comes out, and draws the Kamehameha sword, and the Solar Flare shield, then throws a Spirit Bomb at Ambugolinku, blowing off its arm, Lonku then uses Instant Transmission right above and slice it in half with the kamehameha sword, then he turns around and shoots the Ambugolinku with a Kamehameha Arrow, killing the Ambulgolinku, thus becoming a hero....
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Post by Deathtanz Mantisk on Oct 8, 2007 3:06:07 GMT 2
Ambugolinkuce reforms from the few pulps of pink flesh that remain. He's furious due to the earlier insolence - that being the part where one wouldn't stop mispelling his name. Lonku prepares for round two, but evaporates as some bypasser asks him who he is.
Ambugolinkuce claims rulership of planet Earth. He builds a throne out of fecal matter and devours a thousand virgins. His wrath is unquestionable. He raises his hand at his underlings, telling them to spill the blood of a thousand men.
It shall be done.
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Post by Albireo on Oct 8, 2007 3:07:34 GMT 2
But it shant cos Chuck Norris descends from the heavens, smiting the abomination with a roundhouse kick thus saving this world.
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Post by Silver Stryker on Oct 8, 2007 3:23:12 GMT 2
A bright flash of light suddenly appeas, killing those who were about to shed blood. Sonic and Knuckles steps outof the light, with sonic carring a red chaos emerald, and Knuckles carring the blue. They dash at each other at an extreme speed, causing large purple orb of light to surround them. When the light cleared, A purple figure stood where the two were. He had knuckles' hair style, yet three quills comming down on his face like bangs. He had sonic's hands, yet long silver spikes coming from the knuckles.....Knosix was born. He wiped out the evil tyrant with a singl blast of energy that even wiped out the pink fumes and particles, and looked up into the sky. He had realized that gods were controlling his every move. He summoned an anti-control barrier, and had the name "Uiaruiamu" constantly circling around it.
(he's too cool. you guys will trash him, I'm sure...)
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Post by Albireo on Oct 8, 2007 3:54:10 GMT 2
Chuck Norris was god, infuriated by the Knosix's anti control, yet gives credit for the awesome ness, Chuck Norris does a roundhouse kick, the smiter of all who are against god AKA Chuck Norris
CHUCK NORRIS!!! FTW!!!
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