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Post by Miguel on Sept 28, 2007 21:58:22 GMT 2
But then Super Sonic comes by, grabs a guitar and does a perfect Buddy Holly impression and all the zombies do his bidding as he and Elvis Mario perform a duet.
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Post by Silver Stryker on Sept 29, 2007 4:39:21 GMT 2
All of a sudden the lights dim. Explosions accur, and when the smoke cleared, Zero was standing with his back facing the camera. He turned around to reveal that he was in his black armor. His face was painted white with a few black marks. He opened his mouth to reveal along slithering tongue! He then pulled out a black and white guitar, and started shredding like there was no tomarrow, along with Elvis mario and Super sonic
((lolz, flash movie material,lol))
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Post by Albireo on Sept 29, 2007 10:16:07 GMT 2
But all the halos shoot their cannons, destroying all sentient life in the milky way, thus killing your monstrous music thing.... and over billions of billions of life forms.
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Post by Gilgamesh on Sept 29, 2007 18:36:27 GMT 2
Suddenly, Zero comes back to life. His reborn awesomeness brings the universe back to life. The halos then die when they realize how sucky they are.
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Post by Deathtanz Mantisk on Sept 29, 2007 18:43:07 GMT 2
Suddenly Zero sees his boob-lights in the mirror and his torso melts out of sheer disapproval. Maggots, worms and insects begin crawling out of his body, as Zero slowly crashed and burns down, screaming "my buuuugs" repeadetly as he does.
The insects pick up Zero's head and sue him for trapping them inside his boob-lights for centuries. Zero loses due to the jury consisting of the Hachishinkan. In his overwhelming stupidity, Cactank suggested "not guilty", which is why he was retired.
Pie ensues.
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Post by Miguel on Sept 29, 2007 19:06:54 GMT 2
And then X comes by in his Falcon armor and spots the pie. He then zooms back and fourth really fast chanting "OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY!" like a hyperactive little kid and then he eats the pie, get's fat and takes a nap. Then Sigma comes by, spots X, and opens up his really big chin, stuffs X inside, then sneaks away.
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Post by Albireo on Sept 30, 2007 0:38:18 GMT 2
Then he gets pwned by SS4 Gogeta... and then he flies off to another galaxie, meanwhile, the same pie respawns, but then this time, Zero eats it...and....gets fat and takes a nap....
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Post by Silver Stryker on Sept 30, 2007 0:54:20 GMT 2
Suddenly, Zero gets tired of his recent actions! He rapidly flips back up, and does his X2 standing pose, while his X2 theme song ensues. He then starts nailing the ground many times with his punches, causing many huge bursts of energy to fly up to awaken and scare X. The two then rush off to beat the crap out of sigma's head yet again.
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Post by Deathtanz Mantisk on Sept 30, 2007 14:54:44 GMT 2
Suddenly a pair of elderly policemen arrive, stopping X and Zero on their tracks. They arrest the two hunters, on the basis of the pictures they had been taking during the christmas party last february.
They are sentenced for community service at some crappy farmhouse in Alabama.
A new reality TV show is born.
So-Simple-And-Lame-That-No-One-Cares Life.
X and Zero wash a car during the first episode. Ratings skyrocket as Zero gets his boob-lights wet. X giggles like a schoolgirl the entire time. Water and bubbles floating everywhere. Slow motion. The man in the car tells them to bugger off for he's kind of in a hurry.
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Post by Miguel on Sept 30, 2007 16:08:49 GMT 2
But then, a green mantis-like god with scythes for hands comes along, says "A-CHIKACHIKACHIKA-AHHAHAHA!!!" and slices the car to ribbons with three slashes, during each slash shouting "DIE!" followed by more "A-CHIKACHIKACHIKA-AHHAHAHA!!!". The reality show's producers decide then to make the show a taping of this being's rampage instead of watching a red bishy and blue Cat washing cars.
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Post by Silver Stryker on Oct 1, 2007 2:14:26 GMT 2
All of a sudden, X hears about the rumors about him. He finally goes maverick, enters his ultimate armor, and confronts the green beast for starters. "Hmph, if a punky little fake reploid can pwn you left and right,..." X said without finishing. He then blasted the bot into scrap with one charged shot, and blew up the world. As he rushed off, a picture satellite viewed him. X noticed this, and beamed his middle finger out at it, and rushed off into the voids of space, never to be heard from again....
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Post by Albireo on Oct 1, 2007 2:16:16 GMT 2
Halo 3 occurs...in other words, Master Chief comes down to earth after experiencing Halo 1 and 2....
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Sorrum
Robot Master
Dropping in to say hi
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Post by Sorrum on Oct 1, 2007 2:26:13 GMT 2
Back on Earth which was replaced by the great buffalo gods of galaxy 4117-9, noobs run rampant through the wastelands, claiming shiny things and shouting 1337 language at mountain peaks, only to later find out that they're noobs. The earth quakes and shuttle throws all the debris off it, and from mars, you can see that the earth is now shaped like zero's helmet, but then unicron comes up behind it and starts kicking the crap out of it, until he gets tired and flys off to eat the moon. Now that the earth has boot marks all over it, you can see that it no longer looks like zero's helmet, but like a squirrel's head if he had born with a soft spot that droops into his skull. Then, the squirrel head shaped earth hurls itself into mars, and blows up on the surface, then, for no apparent reason, pluto shoots neptune with a shotgun.
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Post by Shadow Tamer on Oct 1, 2007 2:31:50 GMT 2
Just then the sun implodeds
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Post by Silver Stryker on Oct 1, 2007 2:34:58 GMT 2
Then a lvl. 79 imp with a battle axe of discord & chaos witnesses the super nova. "That's why noobs should die..." The imp typed at the bottom of the screen, and flew off in search of the same haven X had found far away...
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