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Post by viruszero on Sept 19, 2007 3:47:31 GMT 2
Stop right there. If there are anymore insults thrown here this topic will be locked. And for added emphasis, if it does get locked, (because of degenerating into a flamewar) there will NOT be another one allowed.
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Post by Silver Stryker on Sept 19, 2007 3:57:08 GMT 2
lol......oh, and then I loled...  |
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Post by Albireo on Sept 19, 2007 12:25:31 GMT 2
ROFL, as insulting as they may be its funny, but anyways, dont degenerate into a flame war, you can make it as random as possible.... just connect. MasterChief comes out and says, "i am a spartan, and you shall all be pwned!  ", Masterchief shoots them all, and says, now to start anew, pulls out a crap SMG and a rocket launcher, "now to wait for Halo 3 to come and so i can kill". |
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Post by Deathtanz Mantisk on Sept 19, 2007 13:20:43 GMT 2
A giant mutated leek crawls out of the cleft of the earth, consuming Master Chief on sight.
Terror ensues. Leek becomes so powerful that it is no longer served as a mere side dish, but as the main course. People of earth turn pale as sheet due to having to eat too much leek. All companies which offer vacation trips to tropic islands go bankrupt.
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Post by Albireo on Sept 19, 2007 13:29:08 GMT 2
The leek is now stuck on earth, the citizens of earth have moved to Breach 1, a made up planet in halo, which is one of over 20 earth colonized planets....in halo....
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Post by Gilgamesh on Sept 19, 2007 13:33:10 GMT 2
Samus comes in and kills the Leek with a Hyper Missle. The people of Earth come back and all kill themselves due to the fact that they went to another planet just because of a main dish.
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Post by Albireo on Sept 19, 2007 13:35:48 GMT 2
Then the dead bodies mutate, and become part of the earth, soon the earth sprouted living plants, who are made of both flesh and plant.
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Post by Sorrum on Sept 19, 2007 21:50:22 GMT 2
Suddenly, earth explodes. *BOOM*
Fortunately, we're on Mars when this happens. The Earth Space crafts are arriving on Mars, and zombies tumble out of the shuttles. Little known to everyone, zombies need to breathe too, so they explode.
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Post by Deathtanz Mantisk on Sept 19, 2007 22:09:42 GMT 2
Naked frenchmen, bewildered by drinking seemingly infinite amounts of wine arrive from Venus, igniting a triumphant war.
They arrive with a cunning plan.
Before anyone can realize, they've already plagued the entire planet Mars with widescreen TVs with Simple Life marathons playing on them. Horror ensues.
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Post by Silver Stryker on Sept 19, 2007 22:36:01 GMT 2
Suddenly a mysterious hero named "Underman" comes to save the day. He zips down his pants and pees on the flatscreen tv's, in the wine, and flies away to outerspace. He pees once again to create a giant pee ball that floats away to where planet earth was. it hardens up but lets a few pools here and there. thus, the mysteries of earth is solved.....Underman flies away to be eaten by a sack of pies  |
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Post by Albireo on Sept 20, 2007 9:37:18 GMT 2
The sun goes Nova, destroying the planets, then nueron stars shine on the nebula left behind, creating a 2nd of our solar system, time flies to this day.
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Post by Deathtanz Mantisk on Sept 20, 2007 11:23:57 GMT 2
Barbarians from the north return. Due to a glitch in the cycle of evolution, they smash things with giraffes which they hold from their necks.
Fear their anger. Both that of the barbarians' and that of the giraffes'.
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Post by Albireo on Sept 20, 2007 12:45:01 GMT 2
The barbarians look up at the sky at a sudden appearance of a star, it gets closer and hits a meteorite, but its not a meteorite, its a Saiyan Pod, the pod hatches and comes out SS4 Gogeta, SS4G goes pwnage on the barbarians azz, then Gogeta leaves the planet to go kill more barbarians in space, Vikings arrive and chant as they raid.
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Post by Silver Stryker on Sept 20, 2007 20:48:11 GMT 2
And then wiki becomes the base of all knowledge, even thoughts that go through your very mind at this instant...
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Post by Albireo on Sept 21, 2007 10:15:43 GMT 2
The brain after 100 years of Wiki slavery, are sick of it and break out of human heads and revolt! |
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", Masterchief shoots them all, and says, now to start anew, pulls out a crap SMG and a rocket launcher, "now to wait for Halo 3 to come and so i can kill".
