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Post by Miguel on Oct 1, 2007 19:17:18 GMT 2
But then a light gust of wind nails X right in the stomach and he is blown all to pieces. Told you he was a wuss.
Then Master Chief has a battle with Samus Aran and Samus wins, killing Master Chief because the Halo series sucks and is overatted. Samus then takes of her suit to reveal herself in a bikini and goes to a beach party to celebrate the death of Master Chief.
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Post by Silver Stryker on Oct 1, 2007 20:59:51 GMT 2
*RRRGH*
all of a sudden, everything suddenly dies from being touched, due to the fact that X was done in by a gust of wind. "X is the strongest guy out there, and if he dies from wind, everything else is deemed lower than crap." said a mysterious voice as He revived X and chief. Chief got into a banshee, and crashed it into samus, killing here right after jumping out. Suddenly, Maverick X kills chief, and becomes king of the world after raising an infinate amount of storm and dark troopers, of which cannot be destroyed and always forever obeys X. Suddenly a new dimention starts, and all adventures start there as well!!! >O
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Post by Deathtanz Mantisk on Oct 1, 2007 21:46:33 GMT 2
Whilst he and his storm troopers walk through a serene forest, pads of grass with mushrooms begin to rise around them. They have faces. They're slender and bottle-neck shouldered. They have a retarded smile on their faces.
X fires his buster on his foot. He cries. The storm troopers try to mend his wounds and comfort him. The mushroom men pull out huge halo-shaped plastic circles attached to sticks. They begin blowing soap balloons out of them, which trap X and his incompeteny croneys within themselves. The soap balloons float up into the sky and pop, with X and his cohorts falling into a junkyard and dying due to albatroses pecking them to death.
The mushroom men go to Doctor Phil and discuss over violence within family enviroments. They wanted to be on Oprah, but she had some twit with two heads visiting.
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Post by Sorrum on Oct 1, 2007 22:12:28 GMT 2
Back on the galaxy of 4117-9, the buffalo gods make jokes, and grunt unexpectedly.
"hahah*GRUNTS*"
"And then he *Grunts*"
"BWAHAHAHA!"
Unfortunately, they're gaze has more than drifted from the Evil Goat Gods, that descend over Dr. Phil's show, and interrupt the whole thing. Sadly, they leave crying because Dr. Phil schooled them in logic. Dr. Phil returns with a battle axe, a six pack of beer, and a mutton, and sits down.
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Post by Albireo on Oct 2, 2007 0:48:03 GMT 2
Dr.Phil gets killed by a CS noob! *HEADSHOT!*, then the CS noob gets PWN3D by a halo pro, *CS noob was killed by Masterchief*.
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Post by Miguel on Oct 2, 2007 0:57:26 GMT 2
Then the universe goes boom and the words "Game over" appear out of nowhere. As it turns out, reality was just Samus Aran and the Maste Chief playing a video game. Chief lost since the Halo series sucks and the Metroid series is infitnely awesome. The secret of the series: the star shows you fanservice if you do well enough when you beat the game.
Since Master Chief lot the contest, he had to lick X's helmet as X slept.
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Post by Albireo on Oct 2, 2007 1:06:03 GMT 2
Samas won due to saving the universe a LOT of times, Samas went out to try again, and ended up destroying a solar system...
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Post by Silver Stryker on Oct 2, 2007 1:23:38 GMT 2
*lolz I'll quit. you guys keep messing up my fav. character of all time to the point I'll eventually start flaming.*
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Post by Albireo on Oct 2, 2007 1:39:55 GMT 2
You mean Master Chief? he's awesome i know...
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Post by Silver Stryker on Oct 2, 2007 2:24:19 GMT 2
*well, him too but mainly X. if someone can whoop anyone's as-but and has proved it, he's no sissy in my book...*
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Post by Albireo on Oct 2, 2007 2:32:29 GMT 2
X challenges Samus to a quick draw, X shot a charged shot which was stalemate by samus', then samus got killed by a homing missile that X shot, then X went off to kill sigma once again.
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Post by Gilgamesh on Oct 2, 2007 2:39:44 GMT 2
X encounters Sigma in a conveniently placed castle with tons of conveniently placed spikes. "Ha ha! Your X buster cannot defeat my giant chin of bottomless voids!" Sigma said. X fired a charged shot at Sigma but Sigma moved his chin into the blast, and the blast was sucked into his chin. Sigma shoots a giant beam of death and destruction at X out of his chin. X dies but then Alia  slaps Sigma and he dies. |
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Post by Albireo on Oct 2, 2007 2:43:14 GMT 2
Then Axl comes up and says, "Hey alia, wanna go-" *slap*, Axl dies aswell, no one really cared about him anyways >_>, but then Zero comes out and says, "good bye, see you or not in 100 years!".
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Post by Miguel on Oct 3, 2007 20:20:16 GMT 2
But then Alia tries to follow him into suspended animation since both X and Gate are dead, so she can finally go after the man she really wanted without having to put up with X's jealous rants. After being denied, Alia got Lifesaver to convert herself to a human woman (if reploids can have DNA, they're not to far off from being able to become truly human) and she starts a family. 100 years later, Alia's 14 year old decendant Ciel awakens Zero from his thousand year slumber.
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Post by Albireo on Oct 4, 2007 1:30:07 GMT 2
And then the storylines of Megaman Zero 1, 2, 3, and 4 happen, then comes ZX, then ZX advent, but after Advent it all goes horribly wrong when the sun goes Nova...
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