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Post by Deathtanz Mantisk on Jul 10, 2007 0:52:34 GMT 2
Noes. As long as the urinator section is not enjoying it, there's nothing perverted about it. :p
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Post by Chaos Tank on Jul 10, 2007 6:06:25 GMT 2
*puts Anubis in the lead*
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-Arc' Avery;;
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-[Arc'_Avery]- -[The_Wrong_Company]-
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Post by -Arc' Avery;; on Jul 10, 2007 17:21:27 GMT 2
Anything that summons zombies in insta win.
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Post by Deathtanz Mantisk on Jul 15, 2007 19:45:47 GMT 2
And during the Seventh day, Mantisk looked upon the slaughter, the massacre, the ribbons, and decided... "This must be finished." With that, he set out a challenge to his nemesis!  The way men deal with such situations. The way one war after another has been settled. Pegball. The best out of three. The battle was fierce. Many abusive strategies were discovered. Anoobis soon discovered the "idiot-method", whereas he simply clicks full power instantly once he gains the ball, hoping for miracles. With that, as well as constant verbal abuse, he took the first victory. The second battle was filled with tears, blood and sweat. They say the mountains lumbered in despair from the path of the ongoing struggle. Through many difficulties - and through many assaults by the ilk of this Anoobis - Mantisk prevailed. The score was even now. The final showdown followed. The battle so epic that no words can describe it. Anoobis attempted to describe it with the word "dougnut peanut butterflies covered with cream chocolate". Perhaps that may be close enough to the pure amazingness of the grand finale, yet it is impossible to prove. One may later ask you, who hear the tale of this epic battle, of the million phases that happened during it. Some quotes may describe some of the magnificance of it... Tally-Ho Bitzes sanoo: 0-2 I am IRON MAN! Ice C. Reaver sanoo: You cheat >=o Tally-Ho Bitzes sanoo: Rubbish I gave it to you on purpose Nolie Ice C. Reaver sanoo: Fatty goal man Hush now Tally-Ho Bitzes sanoo: And again ! I LAUGH AT YOU Ice C. Reaver sanoo: HUH! And soon, after a climatic duel, which went as far as a 4-4 score before the final goal... Mantisk stood as the victor. Anoobis laid on the ground with the staff he attempted to use as a measuring stick to cheat, yet he had failed. Proof follows: img518.imageshack.us/img518/5978/01finalewb7.jpgimg165.imageshack.us/img165/2715/02finalepl9.jpgAs final words to his victory, Mantisk said the following... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOPHER I WIN YUOU REEK !!! HFUFUSAHDSHADHSAHDSAHDHSADHSA!!! LIBEEEEEROOOOOOOOO B DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1111ELEVENTYONE |
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Post by Ice Cream Reaver on Jul 15, 2007 19:58:04 GMT 2
CHART:  Now remember kids, this looks hopeless. But remember back in the 2nd World war, Germany also almost won before the Allies became victirious. Just stay up and proud of Mantisk. And together, we shall defeat the nasties of Mantisk! |
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Post by Deathtanz Mantisk on Jul 15, 2007 20:01:25 GMT 2
ITS OVER 9 MILLLIIIIOOOONNN!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Miguel on Jul 15, 2007 21:01:12 GMT 2
There is only one true way to decide this war. No need to fight. We decide it like this:
[you]Anubis' pros[/you]
-can summon zombies
[you]Anubis' cons (please try not to flood it)[/you]
-must be in sand form to summon and maintain zombie servants
[you]Mantisk's pros (once again, avoid floodage)[/you]
-scythes that can boomerang
[you]Mantisk's cons (just putting it here out of fairness. We'll need a maid to get rid of the cob webs)[/you]
-can't summon zombies
The only fair way we can settle this is by measuring the good and the bad of each participant in the war. So just high light the lists, right click on them, hit "copy", then right click on your post reply box and hit "paste", then add your good and bad about each. Don't repeat a point if it's already there.
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Post by Omega on Jul 15, 2007 21:10:31 GMT 2
I have the urge to make a comic about this.
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Fefnir
Robot Master
I'LL CRUSH YA!
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Post by Fefnir on Jul 16, 2007 1:24:33 GMT 2
ITS OVER 9 MILLLIIIIOOOONNN!!!!!!!!!! WHAT!?!?! NINE MILLION!?!?!?!?! And Afro Samurai, you should totally do that. It would be hilarious. My main man Mantisk can use all the propaganda he can get. WAHOO!!! |
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Post by Gilgamesh on Jul 16, 2007 1:35:59 GMT 2
Wasn't Anubis Fefnir's pupil?
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Post by Raikon on Jul 16, 2007 3:31:22 GMT 2
For some reason. Anubis' votes keep increasing over Mantisk's
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Post by Miguel on Jul 16, 2007 3:50:16 GMT 2
It's because Anubis can summon zombies, and people think that overshadows true awesmeness. People, if you judge a boss by it's minions, you overlook the things that make the boss the boss.
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Fefnir
Robot Master
I'LL CRUSH YA!
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Post by Fefnir on Jul 16, 2007 5:31:32 GMT 2
Wasn't Anubis Fefnir's pupil? I don't remember. He was a crappy pupil if he studied under me and still does those lame not-fire attacks. GO MANTISK!!! WAHOO!!! |
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Post by Chaos Tank on Jul 16, 2007 9:39:46 GMT 2
Yeah, Anubis was one of Fefnir's generals.
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Post by maverickzero on Jul 16, 2007 11:59:54 GMT 2
Mantisk has aleardy lost. There's no way he still has a chance to win! >:3
Anubis wins with 8 votes!
Mantisk loses with 5 votes.
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When I rule the world everyone will be forced to wear Burger King hats with my name inscribed on them in lazer pen!
