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Post by Miguel on Jul 7, 2007 4:00:23 GMT 2
Simple. Choose between Deathtanz Mantisk or Anubis Necromancess. It should be clear by my sig that I'm against a.noobis, and I know who Sakon's voting for, and ICR's gonna vote for a.n00bis, so that's 2-1 for Mantisk so far. But who're you voting for?
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Post by Deathtanz Mantisk on Jul 7, 2007 4:03:38 GMT 2
There is still much disappointment in the air after the triumphant war which was written on stone never actually got started.
Some say a woman was behind it.
Some say a man was behind it.
Some say "shut up already, no representant of each gender was involved in any way".
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Post by Gilgamesh on Jul 7, 2007 4:21:22 GMT 2
Deathtanz Mantisk owns Anoobis.
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Post by Ice Cream Reaver on Jul 7, 2007 14:56:07 GMT 2
O snap! Here we go again. Everyone to their stations! It's time we teached the puny insect a lesson.  |
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Post by Deathtanz Mantisk on Jul 7, 2007 15:31:57 GMT 2
Everyone to their stations! I suppose you're talking about that handful of worthless walking corpses you tend to rely on? I've got a joke! Why does Anoobis stick around at the lifeless, dry deserts? Because if it rains, he'll start taking damage. AHA! I made a funnay! >.< For the witless and unintellectual ones; it means that he's weak. |
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Post by Miguel on Jul 7, 2007 21:41:19 GMT 2
One of my reasons for supporting the mantis who prays that his enemies learn their lesson on the way to hell: when you face Anoobis in MMZ3, she goes easy on you. If you're wondering how, her pillar attack. In MMZ, there were spikes at the top of her pillars, but not in MMZ3. So she went easy on you, thus proving she's a wuss, and not worth the 3 seconds it takes to defeat her. Mantisk on the other hand, has no weak points, and is just as powerful in his MMZX cameo as he was in MMZ3. Mantisk is Dah man, thus why I call him "D.MANtisk. Also, one little fun fact about Anubis Necro-whatever, she was originally to be called just "Necromancess", but someone on the Capcom staff forums made a joke and said "a n00b is Mantsik, and that inspired the "anubis" part of her name. JOIN D.MANTISK!!!
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Post by Ice Cream Reaver on Jul 7, 2007 21:51:19 GMT 2
I find this part hard to believe, especially since it he/she/whatever is named after the Egyptian god Anubis. Also, the fact most bosses in MMZ are based on mythology, it is quite likely he was already called Anubis. The fact he looks like a jackal backs this theory up. So unless you come up with proof, this can be deemed plain nonsense. |
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Post by Deathtanz Mantisk on Jul 7, 2007 23:54:14 GMT 2
I've received actual footage that reveals the truth behind Anubis Necrowhatnot's origins.  MASS PRODUCTION! OH NOES! I also hear they use used spam cans as their primary material. The staffs are actually made of plastic and used to be these. Total production cost for each unit is usually around 44.5cents, not counting the fact that any of the produced waste metal (usually consisting of pantheon droppings) is used to build the yellow caskets. Just for the sake of extra amusement, I'll crack up another joke here. Ahem... How many Anoobis's does it take to change a light bulb? - None! He'll probably have some scrawny zombies do it for him! ... ...Wait. That's actually rather convenient and sort of cool... Forget it. And as a final touch to my magnificent first-line offense in this war.. Proud member of the Anti-Mantisk Front More like the only member of the hopeless anti-Mantisk backline! Chikaka! ^__________________________^ |
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Post by Miguel on Jul 8, 2007 0:15:48 GMT 2
I agree, Sakon Mantisk. Nobody likes Anubis except for ICR. And ICR, my "fun fact" was a joke. Also, the events that happen in my sig actually did happen. But the events in your sig were staged. I HEREBY DECREE ANUBIS TO BE EVEN MORE N00BY THAN ME!!!
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Post by Raikon on Jul 8, 2007 1:52:49 GMT 2
You just throw jokes and one-hit kill animations at each other. What if a real battle happened.
I think Anubis would win. Blade can't cut through sand.
Even if Anubis didn't fight in the desert, he can still turn himself into sand
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Post by Deathtanz Mantisk on Jul 8, 2007 2:07:41 GMT 2
Oh, sir Raikon... Oh, nononono... :<
Battle means little in the long run. What truly matters is that you put your opponent to shame, humiliate them, mock them, and whatnot... Until they have no choice but to realize your superiority.
Cutting up a feeble trashcan with his stick may be a rather simple and effective solution, yet far from the most rewarding.
You have much to learn, young padawan.
And besides, while in sand, the trashcan can't do anything. He can just hurl his lame stick around, but that's just about it. :o
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Post by Miguel on Jul 8, 2007 3:37:27 GMT 2
Outside of a dessert, A.noobis' powers are useless. Her noyl attack that doesn't require being in the dessert is throwing her stick at you, and that's easy to dodge. Other then that, she's totally harmless.
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Post by maverickzero on Jul 8, 2007 10:47:42 GMT 2
Check mah uber new pwning sig! D:<
Anubis FTW!
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Post by Deathtanz Mantisk on Jul 8, 2007 13:02:26 GMT 2
Check mah uber new pwning sig! D:< Anubis FTW! I'm not suprised. I hear you have history of being fascinated of inferior reploids. ;o Mostly those that are outdated and frail! Furthermore... I've discovered more of Anoobis's production secrets.  |
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Post by Omega on Jul 8, 2007 13:52:29 GMT 2
In my point of view they both suck.
Sure D.Mantisk has scythes that can castrate some noob in seconds, and Anubis can summon the undead to rip a noob into shreds, but in the end they get owned by Zero.
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