Post by Miguel on Nov 15, 2008 5:38:53 GMT 2
So the other day, I was playing Zero 2, and I was trying to max out the Chain Rod skills and I was thinking, what if the Chain Rod could be used for combat as more then a long-distance way of stabbing someone?
Then I came up with three ways the Chain Rod could have been used to turn my enemies into a heaping pile of scrap.
-Method one: Latch onto an enemy mid-jump and hit the weapon button the Chain Rod isn't set to, which would cause Zero to pull himself up close to the enemy for a swift kick in the teeth.
-Method two: Latch onto an enemy you're level with, then press up on the D-Pad while still holding the enemy, causing Zero to swing the chain over his head, slamming the enemy into the ground behind him or off of the ledge behind him.
-Method three: Latch onto an enemy you're level with, then press back on the D-Pad, then press forward, then back again, timing the presses so that Zero is swinging the unfortunate drone in a circle, smacking them into other near by enemies, and sending them flying when he releases.
Seriously, you can not tell me that being able to do that would not kick mass amounts of arse. And if you did, you'd go to Hell for an eternity of anal rape from Satan for telling such a blatant lie.
After coming up with that, I also got to thinking: How could Zero abuse his other rod weapons for arse-kicking fun?
All I could think of was one for using the Triple Rod by attacking the ground with it, then immediatly pressing forward and back on the D-Pad repeatedly like with the last Chain Rod method to make Zero use the Triple Rod as a pole to kick the crap out of any enemies foolish enough to get too close.
What can you come up with?
Then I came up with three ways the Chain Rod could have been used to turn my enemies into a heaping pile of scrap.
-Method one: Latch onto an enemy mid-jump and hit the weapon button the Chain Rod isn't set to, which would cause Zero to pull himself up close to the enemy for a swift kick in the teeth.
-Method two: Latch onto an enemy you're level with, then press up on the D-Pad while still holding the enemy, causing Zero to swing the chain over his head, slamming the enemy into the ground behind him or off of the ledge behind him.
-Method three: Latch onto an enemy you're level with, then press back on the D-Pad, then press forward, then back again, timing the presses so that Zero is swinging the unfortunate drone in a circle, smacking them into other near by enemies, and sending them flying when he releases.
Seriously, you can not tell me that being able to do that would not kick mass amounts of arse. And if you did, you'd go to Hell for an eternity of anal rape from Satan for telling such a blatant lie.
After coming up with that, I also got to thinking: How could Zero abuse his other rod weapons for arse-kicking fun?
All I could think of was one for using the Triple Rod by attacking the ground with it, then immediatly pressing forward and back on the D-Pad repeatedly like with the last Chain Rod method to make Zero use the Triple Rod as a pole to kick the crap out of any enemies foolish enough to get too close.
What can you come up with?