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Post by Miguel on Dec 18, 2007 17:41:34 GMT 2
It's only possible for God, Jesus and Chuck Norris to count to infinity.
I once punched a man in the claw and he barfed up his soul.
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Post by Zsaberslash on Dec 18, 2007 19:35:21 GMT 2
People don't have claws and you can't spit up your soul
my spit is made of vineagar
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Post by generalshenx on Dec 18, 2007 19:56:09 GMT 2
Your mouth doesn't produce vinegar.
A dog jumped into the cleanest part of lake michigan and burned.
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Post by ManiacalReploid on Dec 18, 2007 20:53:23 GMT 2
That did not happen.
I once went to Vancouver and found a cherry fire on a pickle roasted with hobo suace.....*twitch*
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Post by Shadow Tamer on Dec 19, 2007 13:22:37 GMT 2
No such thing as hobo sauce
Link cheats in school by seeing what the answers are, then time-travels back before the test
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Post by Zsaberslash on Dec 19, 2007 18:58:50 GMT 2
Link never went to school..
I saw Mario and Megaman fighting in my local supermarket
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Post by Silver Stryker on Dec 19, 2007 20:44:33 GMT 2
Mario has turtle stew and rotten mushrooms every day. there's no need for him to go to the super market
Windows XP ate my soul
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Post by Miguel on Dec 20, 2007 0:55:35 GMT 2
Vista is the soul eater.
Tobi routinely beat the crap out of Deidara while they were partners.
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Post by Zsaberslash on Dec 20, 2007 10:06:58 GMT 2
It's the opposite, Deidara-senpai hates me  I killed Sasuke Uchiha |
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Post by Miguel on Dec 20, 2007 17:31:38 GMT 2
That godmodder can't be killed.
Deidara-sempai is a girl.
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Post by generalshenx on Dec 20, 2007 18:05:04 GMT 2
No, I believe Deidara-Sempai is a guy.
An airplane flew into a fly and crashed.
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Post by Albireo on Dec 21, 2007 5:07:49 GMT 2
The only thing that'd crash would be the fly, the fly would only be a mere nuisance on a windshield, though i doubt a fly would fly that high in the sky, woot i rhymed.
A ant comes up to you and without further ado, bit your head off.
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Post by Miguel on Dec 21, 2007 21:21:25 GMT 2
It's "An ant", not "A ant", and a single ant can't bite your head off. Now, a whole army of red ants, then yeah, they could eat your head but it'd take alot of them and not all in one bite.
I once bred a Riolu with a Lucario (INCEST!) and when the egg hatched I had a level one Roselia
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Post by Silver Stryker on Dec 21, 2007 21:25:24 GMT 2
this may be false, but legendaries can't do the dew.(I dunno if Lucario is legendary or not)
Hello kitty is the strongest anime character of all time...you know it...
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Post by Miguel on Dec 21, 2007 21:30:02 GMT 2
Hello Kitty's only weapon is her being cute to the point where it makes me barf. And no, Lucario isn't a legendary. Riolu evolves into Lucario, that's why I put after it "INCEST!".
*points at Chuck Norris* Anything you can do, I can do better! I can do anything better then you!
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