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Post by Silver Stryker on Dec 14, 2007 19:35:49 GMT 2
Psshh, getting to the game play takes even longer, let alone that lol
I sang the alphabet song diagnally(?)
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Post by Miguel on Dec 14, 2007 22:07:27 GMT 2
Only Chuck Norris can spell or count diagonally.
I once saw Flash fish a qaurter that a kid lost down a sewr grate out of the sewr and give it back to the kid.
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Post by generalshenx on Dec 15, 2007 18:45:22 GMT 2
A Quarter doesn't have a hole to stick the hook in.
A pianist had to play a C9 during the final chord of a piece.
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Post by Miguel on Dec 16, 2007 2:41:59 GMT 2
I don't think pianos have cords.
I once saw a Snickers commercial where Goku ate a Snickers, then Vegeta measured his power levels and said "It's over nine THOU~SAAAANNDDD!!!!!"
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Post by generalshenx on Dec 16, 2007 6:38:02 GMT 2
You can play chords on a piano. There is no C9 on the piano.
Goku and Vegeta don't exist.
The students paid attention. (Hint: Think literally)
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Post by Shadow Tamer on Dec 16, 2007 7:25:31 GMT 2
Students are too cheap to pay anything.
A battleship falls down a waterfall and driffs into space
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Post by Silver Stryker on Dec 16, 2007 7:48:23 GMT 2
(There was an old cartoon to counter that in a funny way, but I forgot the name...)
The world is circular, not flat
My doggie died swallowing a piece of water (temperature, you ask? room temp.)
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Post by generalshenx on Dec 17, 2007 19:24:04 GMT 2
Water is in drops, not pieces.
A cat landed on all four with its hind feet.
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Post by Silver Stryker on Dec 17, 2007 19:26:50 GMT 2
paws aren't hind feet
I shot someone with a sword........an old-fashioned knight's sword...
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Post by Zsaberslash on Dec 17, 2007 19:47:09 GMT 2
Swords don't have bullets
I have no brain
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Post by Miguel on Dec 17, 2007 20:53:25 GMT 2
If you didn't have a brain, you wouldn't be able to do anything.
I hurd joo liek Mudkipz so much you kizzez 'dem.
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Post by Zsaberslash on Dec 17, 2007 21:19:47 GMT 2
Mudkips don't exist in real life
I own a pet turtwig
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Post by Miguel on Dec 17, 2007 23:21:29 GMT 2
Pokemon don't exist.
Tobi is Uchiha Madara.
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Post by crackdude on Dec 17, 2007 23:37:23 GMT 2
Who's Tobi?
I divided 5 by 0. It gave me 78
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Post by generalshenx on Dec 18, 2007 2:26:48 GMT 2
Anything divided by 0 is infinity.
I counted to infinity by 1s.
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