Absurd Headlines

[Deathtanz Mantisk]

Aight! Here's the drill... Know how in various movies there comes the section where a newspaper spins around and smashes into the screen, showing some important news headline? Then there's often these completely bizarre and absurd lesser news articles next to it. So the point of this topic is to come up with such silly and absurd headlines! :p

So, type it with caps, size-4 letters, in bold tags, and devoid of ending sentences with dots or such. Just a single sentence that explains the topic in a vague manner.

Here's an example...



QUEEN OF ENGLAND EXPOSED AS A MAN

[Omega]

BIRD FLU HAS ANOTHER DEVISTATING EFFECT

[Deathtanz Mantisk]

PENGUINS INVADE NORTH POLE

[Omega]

YOUNGEST PERSON TO GET SPEEDING FINE

[Miguel]

Do we have to include a picture?

[Deathtanz Mantisk]

Guess not, although it is slightly more amusing with such.

[Sorrum]

ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES NOT WORKING