Remade Vending Machine Game.

[Miguel]

The firedepartment has to come and saw your finger off, until they see that you're just holding onto the prize. So they tell you to let go, you do, and you end up the laughing stock of Springfield Massachusettes.

*inserts a Torterra*

[Dark]

OHNOEZZ!111ONE1! REPLIED TO SAME POST, XD!

Well, might as well continue yours. I send out my Torterra, Charizard, Lucario, Mewtwo, Diagla, Dragonite team and my eyes glow evily.. 'Death to the Torterra-abuser....'

I insert some gum that i just spat out.

[Miguel]

Evil gum people come creeping out of the machine, and they begin to conquer FlameZero boards by chewing the citizens, but then, president Mett comes and saves us all with his baseball team.

*inserts a Mettool helmet*

[Dark]

Metool zombies come out, also saying ' [glow=red,2,300]HELMETS...[/glow] '
You give a scream and run off, holding as tightly as possible onto your helmet.

[Miguel]

*inserts a reallylong and drawn out story about this guy who knew this other guy and they both liked this chick and that got in the way of their friendship so the guy started shooting at the other guy with a machine gun and the other guy was firing bazookas off at theguy who was firing a machine gun at him because he was trying to get rid of his comppetition for the love of that chick they both liked, and the bazooka dude one, but then both dudes found out the chick they both liked was married so the dude who killed the other dude with a bazooka because he was tryin' to eliminate the competition went to jail because he killed someone and murder is illegal so he went to jail for killing his buddy and after serving a life sentence the guy was sent to the chair that electrocutes you to death, and it would've killed him had he not already have been dead. The end.*

[ManiacalReploid]

.....you didn't put anything in......

*Inserts screaming rabid n00b*

[Darc Abyss]

Makes you a screaming rabid noob. For about an hour, then it gets tired of it and punts you to China. They throw you into a mental ward, and you drive everbody (including the already insane people) insane. They stab you with tranquilizer darts until you return to normal and come back to kick the vending machine, which gives you a free soda.

*inserts pop tab*

[Miguel]

maniacalreploid said:

.....you didn't put anything in.....

Yes I did. That story was what I put in.

You get a pop bottle.

*inserts simpsons dvd*

[Darc Abyss]

You get an empty DVD case of the Simpson's Movie

*Inserts golden dollar.*

By the way, what kind of pop?

[Miguel]

You get a golden nickel in change (and you didn't get the actual pop, just the bottle. Hehe. Yes, I am evil.)


*inserts a wish for a watermelon*

[Darc Abyss]

You get a piece of toilet paper....used. (Also, wondering what pop WAS it?)

*Inserts watermelon flavored Warhead.* (yum)

[Sorrum]

Roy Campbell calls you on your codec and explains how there's a terrorist threat coming from the vending machine.

*Inserts SOCOM pistol*

[Miguel]

zerocross said:

You get a piece of toilet paper....used. (Also, wondering what pop WAS it?)

(think. What kind of pop is the ONLY kind that goes in a bottle? SODA pop. I didn't think I'd actually have to say it, seeing as how it's so obvious)

While trying to cram the weapon into the machine, you accidentally fire it off, and the bullet nails you in the crotch, and your manliness is crippled, so you are taken to the hospital in a stretcher made of bamboo and tree leaves, but because the stretcher is made of such delicate material, it breaks, and you fall onto a nail, crotch first, crippling your manliness even further, so then by the time you actually get to the hospital after the flimsy stretcher breaks and drops you crotch first on something pointy, is repaired, and drops you again, umpteen f**king times, the doctor tells you that your manliness shall never ecover, so you begin to stabb yourself repeatedly with used needles because you don't wish to continue living without your manliness, but little did you know that the doctor made a mistake, and all you needed was one little pill, and your manliness would've been in better condition then it'd ever been in, and so you commited suicide for nothing.

Seriously, I have WAY to much time on my hands.

*inserts a dvd of transformers: the movie*

[Dark]

The machine transforms and attacks you with a gattling gun as 'ratatatatatat' and you go 'eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek'
You get blasted by a seeker missile next, and - "tata."


I insert my avatar.

[Miguel]

you get a crystal ball. You look into it, and you see the future, and the future you see is the complete MMZTLC3 flash, and then FlameZero gets lazy in making it so he extracts the flash from your memory and posts it on Newgrounds, thus creating a logical paradox, beacause since Flamie didn't actually make it in the past, the flash ceases to exist in the future, thus when you looked into the crystal ball you saw something else. This paradox also forces the other two MMZ:TLC flashes out of existance. But, the paradox did something else to reality. It gave you super natural powers, and you decide to use these powers to do the right thing and fight against injustice, as a super hero. But then, you are captured by your arch nemises, who discovers your secret identity, and then threatens to reveal your identity and then hurt the family of wife and kids you've had, unless you follow his every last order straight to the letter. But on your first assignment, you get caught by the police on purpose, because you do not wish to abuse your powers, under any circumstances. You are sentenced to fifty years in prison. During these fifty years, you get a big black man named Bubba for your cell mate, who makes you his toy. You spend each and every night with your face bouncing off the board you sleep on. But Bubba occasionally let you up for air, during this breathing time you ask him "When's it gonna be MY turn?", but he never lets you hvae a turn. This is the cycle you live every night for fifty years. Then you are let out of jail, the powers shagged out of you, defeated. Your wife cheated on you with some muscular jerk while you were in prison, and your kids forgot about you, as they were only babies when you went to jail. Being of no family, no powers, and no sequel to Mega Man Zero: Tthe Last Cataclysm 2, you jump off a bridge. To your dismay, you survive and spend the rest of your life on a hospital bed in traction, unable to move, with a very irritating itch on your butt. And thus ends this tragic tale.

Guys, I've got to ask: are my drawn out stories annoying? 'Cause they're just random crap thoughts that pop into my head, and I actually kind of like them. But do you guys enjoy them? Or do you skip reading them 'cause you have giant-wall-of-text-phobia? I want your opinion (send it through a Personal Message to avoid mass off-topicness, please) on my drawn out stories. If at least one person who reads them enjoys them, I'll keep writing them. But if everyone else hates them, I'll try and restrain myself.

*inserts a pink recolor of Zero*