Remade Vending Machine Game.

[Dark]

Before i explain how to play it for the newer ones, i do not want spammers. Nor do i want people flaming each other. No double posting either.
I don't want Netto locking this up, so listen.
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GAME INSTRUCTIONS

You must put inside something, then the next poster will decide what you get.
Example:
No. 1 : I put in a coke bottle.
No. 2 : You get freshly canned brains.
I insert a missile.
No. 3 : A tube comes out. You look into the tube and get your head destroyed by
the missile that flies out.
I insert a keyboard.

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Got it?

My move.

I insert my entire wallet.

[Darc Abyss]

The wallet flies towards me and I make off with it.

I insert a penny.

[Dualzero]

Vending machine slaps you on the hand with comical hands for being stingy

*inserts DVD-are*

[Dark]

A opera music comes out from the machine and the pitch kills whoever was in a 10 metre radius.

I insert a Wii controller.

[maverickzero]

A x-box 360 comes out with the text: X-box owns Wii!
I insert a sprite cooler then everyone on this forum except Netto.

[Dark]

A age old stickman comes out and clobbers your head. He climbs back in.


I insert the remnants of omega.

[Miguel]

You become the god of destruction.

*inserts DDR and Gaara of the phunk from Naruto Abridged*

[Dark]

Thank you.
You get a soft music and suddenly you have Gaara's powers.


I insert a pantheon's arm. *Pantheon complains*

[Darc Abyss]

You cured the Pantheon of his...nasty habit. He goes on to rule the world with you as his "right hand" man. You also forever own him in Wii Boxing. ;D

I insert a shiny gem....topaz, as it's my birthstone.

[Dark]

A very refined Topaz comes out.


I insert some dark energy, hoping to channel it stronger.

[ManiacalReploid]

You get a Dark Aura Blast to the face. Courtesy of Miguel's battlecard.

*Inserts Warp Star*

[Dark]

The vending machine explodes, turning into the dark galaxy portal. You get sucked in and a sound of evil laughter comes from within, followed by your scream. The vending machine suddenly re-appears. Before the portal closes, i walk out rubbing my stomach like after a good meal.


I insert more dark energy, this time channeled safely, and will cause no harm. *Creates Dark shields*

[Miguel]

It makes the vending machine rain pokemon down from the sky.

*inserts a battle card that says "MMORPGs suck"*

[Dark]

Maplestory, MU online, and other fans in minature size come out and rip the flesh from your body, alls saying - [shadow=red,left,300]Join us, Join us...[/shadow]


I insert my Ryuusei No Rockman Fanfic.

[Miguel]

A bad review comes out.

*inserts an annoucment of Ryusei no Rockman 2 being in production (TRUE! IT'S ON CAPCOM OF JAPAN'S WEBSITE)*