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Post by Albireo on Jul 21, 2007 2:29:02 GMT 2
Teacher i forgot to do my homework because you never gave me any. Teacher i forgot to do my homework beca- WHY THE HELL DOES A CAPTAIN NEED HOMEWORK!!!!!!!  ?*Zaraki cuts teacher in 2* Teacher i forgot to do my homework because i was busy killing strong people. Teacher: uhh dont worry, just point that sword somewhere else aside from my chest. Teacher i forgot to do my homework because 2 dogs were fighting for it, they ripped it to shreds, and i killed both dogs, then took all the homework peices and killed the 2 dogs again, which led to them becoming zombie dogs, then i summoned 2 zombie cats, then they chased each other, then a excorcist killed em all, then i killed him cos i was pissed cos of my ripped homework. Teacher: umm....how did you "forget"? I was pissed =D *slash* AND STILL AM ***** |
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Post by Gilgamesh on Jul 21, 2007 3:42:36 GMT 2
Teacher! I didn't do my homework because an evil ninja robot tried to kill me and I had to use my paper as a shield!
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Post by Dark on Jul 21, 2007 16:54:16 GMT 2
Teacher, i didn't do my homework because i was thinking up for excuses!
Teacher, i didnt do my homework because the neighbourhood turned into a ZOMBIE neighbourhood!
Teacher: Sigh, Dark, were you playing those Resident Evil games again??
Me: No. Its real. And *Takes out shotgun and looses all the rounds in it into Teacher* EAT LEAD, ZOMBIE QUEEN, BWAHAHAHAHA!
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Model Hx
Resistance Soldier
Its good to be back!
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Post by Model Hx on Jul 23, 2007 12:18:45 GMT 2
Teacher I forgot to do my homework because the nice man with the sign says the end is HERE. No one does homework on the eve of the apocalypse!
Teahcer I forgot to do my homework becau- Do you hear sirens? I’ve gotta go doc. I’ll get that homework to you tonight! *Nervously moves towards the door, breaking into a run at the end.*
Teacher, I did my homework in my head, I didn’t know I was supposed to write it down. Then I forgot. Next time should I show my work?
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Post by Albireo on Jul 23, 2007 12:23:49 GMT 2
Eiyuu, you got the zombies kinda from me right? if not dont worry, so anyways:
Teacher! i didnt do my homework because i was abducted by aliens, then i landed on a planet which isnt really a planet because it was in a halo shape, then this guy with a cool green helmet blasted away the aliens with a rocket launcher, 2 frag grenades, 1 plasma grenade, and a battle rifle. Then i was sent back to earth but on the way, we got attacked by the death star, we then had to fight out, but master cheif destroyed the place, killing i think it was Darth Vader and....ummm....Lord Sidious, then i got back to earth and this is how i got to school, happened on the way home the day you gave me the homework.
Teacher: i've been wondering who you were over there *points to a grunt*
*master chief jumps through the window and whacks the grunt with his rifle to death*
teacher: omg YOU KILLED A STUDENT!!!!!!!!
Master chief: *bang x 10* That about finishes the job.
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Post by Miguel on Jul 23, 2007 18:28:54 GMT 2
Teacher, I didn't do my homework because I had a run-in with a scorpion and a squirell, and I had to fight them off before I could start working on my paper, and I had to use my pencil because my sword was at the cleaners, but then the scorpion broke my pencil in half, s I used Tsukoyomi on it, and it was in a room full of Da Lead Ninja clones, and the supreme torture of being in that room alone made the scorpion scream to death, but the squirell actually enjoyed that torture, and when I expsed it to the Naruto fillers, it was laughing it's squirell @$$ off, but then I made it watch One Piece, and it screamed to death from the worst torture imaginable, and by the time I had finished the squirell off, I had to go to bed.
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Post by Dark on Jul 26, 2007 15:52:26 GMT 2
Eiyuu, you got the zombies kinda from me right? if not dont worry, so anyways: Teacher! i didnt do my homework because i was abducted by aliens, then i landed on a planet which isnt really a planet because it was in a halo shape, then this guy with a cool green helmet blasted away the aliens with a rocket launcher, 2 frag grenades, 1 plasma grenade, and a battle rifle. Then i was sent back to earth but on the way, we got attacked by the death star, we then had to fight out, but master cheif destroyed the place, killing i think it was Darth Vader and....ummm....Lord Sidious, then i got back to earth and this is how i got to school, happened on the way home the day you gave me the homework. Teacher: i've been wondering who you were over there *points to a grunt* *master chief jumps through the window and whacks the grunt with his rifle to death* teacher: omg YOU KILLED A STUDENT!!!!!!!! Master chief: *bang x 10* That about finishes the job. No, but good one there! Teacher, i didnt do my work for i was trying to read all fancomics and subcomics of BnG! Teacher, i didnt do my homework because you suck! Teacher: What the hell? Detention! *Darc, Peytral and other FZ members appear next to me, occupying the class* Dark: Oh.. Really? |
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Post by Miguel on Jul 26, 2007 16:58:20 GMT 2
*the FZ board members also get dettention and they all beat DEH up while the teacher isn't looking for dragging them into his stupid fantasies*
Teacher, I idn't do my homework because I was busy watch Kekkaishi. And you fail.
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Post by Albireo on Jul 27, 2007 10:27:04 GMT 2
Teacher i didnt do my homework because Bleach, Naruto and World of Warcraft came to life straight from my PC and TV and my 2nd TV.
Teacher: Are you sure? *from outside : BAN...KAI!!!!!!!......WOOT A 1000 dmg CRIT!!!! ....KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!!!!!!* what was that?
Its them miss, apparently they're fighting in an all out brawl...
Teacher: KIDS GET AWAY FROM THE WINDOW!!!! *teacher runs to the window* *Someone smashes the window killign everyone*
*i runs off*
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lakobie
Resistance Soldier
FOR PONY!
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Post by lakobie on Aug 5, 2007 20:54:26 GMT 2
Teacher i didn't do my homework cause bob the platapus god told me not to!
and you dont disobey bob
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Post by maverickzero on Aug 5, 2007 22:58:52 GMT 2
Teacher, I din't did my homeowork because there was an anime where an super overpowered evil dark god of massive destruction, blood and pain was awakened and was out for Destruction, and ya not going to do your homework when such a person is in your sight
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Post by Miguel on Aug 6, 2007 19:52:54 GMT 2
Teacher, I didn't do my homework because I'm a Mega Ninja Man and that makes me to ninja for homework.
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Post by Albireo on Aug 7, 2007 9:55:56 GMT 2
Teacher i didnt do my homework because master cheif just blew up ANOTHER HALO! isnt that exciting?*outside: MASTER CHIEF! MASTER CHEIF! MASTER CHEIF!*
Teacher: wtf was that?
Me: Its the parade,*parade goes thru the class room, scorpians(tanks), warthogs drove thru with marines riding them cheering masterchief*
Teacher: (dead, she was killed, then respawned at her house)
Me: okay, so MC, wheres my homework?
MC: oh? here you go
Me:yay!
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Post by Dark on Aug 9, 2007 18:36:41 GMT 2
Zaraki, i edited yours.
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Teacher, I didn't do my homework because Master Chief just blew up ANOTHER HALO! Isn't that exciting?
*Outside: MASTER CHIEF! MASTER CHIEF! MASTER CHIEF!*
Teacher: Wtf was that?
Me: Its the parade,
*Parade goes through the class room, scorpions( Type of tank), warthogs with marines riding them and all cheering for Master Chief, and MC appears on a Mongoose, holding a metal pike with a Elite's head jammed on the tip. Teacher got crushed by a oncoming Scorpion Tank.*
Me: Okay, so MC, wheres my homework?
MC: Huh? Oh, yes, yes. Here you go, Zaraki.
*MC hands Zaraki an Assault Rifle, Just as the Teacher respawns*
Me: YAHOO! *Grins evily at Teacher*
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I wanted to type a few more, but too late. Nighty Night, guys.
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Post by Albireo on Aug 11, 2007 6:58:34 GMT 2
teacher i couldnt do my homework because the Covenant are invading earth!
Teacher: now your going to tell me that they're right outside?
On the other hand yes they are miss. *plasma shots go thru the classroom killing most students and teacher* *fuel rod shot hits the classroom on the outside, elites run in whacking remaining students and i activate Biometal ZX and pwnz thems =D*
MC: FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!!! (grenade lands at the hole in the room, and kills covenant reinforcements)
Me: MC, good job bringing em here
MC: no problem kid.
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?*Zaraki cuts teacher in 2*
