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Post by Miguel on Jun 17, 2007 16:11:02 GMT 2
Teacher! I couldn't do my homework because a red maverick crippled me for life!
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Post by ManiacalReploid on Jun 21, 2007 8:10:41 GMT 2
Teacher! I only have one thing to say about my grade F.......*Phoenix Wright Voice* OBJECTION!!!
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Post by Jovany on Jun 21, 2007 9:26:57 GMT 2
Teacher! I couldn't do my homework because I Forgot to Remember
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Sorrum
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Dropping in to say hi
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Post by Sorrum on Jun 21, 2007 10:52:13 GMT 2
Teacher! I couldn't do my homework because I was too busy watching the News about that spoiled brat!
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Post by Dark on Jun 21, 2007 11:03:37 GMT 2
Teacher, i forgot to do my homework because my past self forgot to do it! And thus, me, the present self didn't do it either!
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Post by Albireo on Jul 5, 2007 11:00:13 GMT 2
Teacher! My dog ate my homework, then a cat ate my dog, then we went to the hospital, resulting in a hobo rushing in with a shotgun and took the cat and ate it, then a veloso(or somthing) raptor came in and ate 5 people, including the hobo, then i pulled out a rocket launcher and blasted its head off, then a huge dragon came, which was being attacked by X- Wing fighter planes from star Wars, the dragon killed em all, but the deathstar put an end to it, which resulted in Ragnarock destroying the Deathstar, then ragnarock crashed all because of Zero, and then my homework fell from the sky, all finished though i didnt do it (oops!)
Lol, i just wrote the 1st thing that came to my mind =D
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Post by Miguel on Jul 5, 2007 17:24:48 GMT 2
Woah. You write another long and drawn out story like that, and I'll have to appoint you official assisant drawn out story author.
And just to stay on topic, Teacher!!! I don't understand this question!!!
Teacher: What question is that?
Student: It says "name"
Teacher: That's where you're supposed to right your name.
Student: I still don't understand the question.
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Post by Albireo on Jul 6, 2007 12:48:51 GMT 2
That wasnt really an excuse, but, still funny. another one i'm gonna write. Teacher! I couldnt finish the project because my cat ate my dog again, we took to the hospital, but halfway there this hollow came along and smashed the car, i turned to my Shinigami form, slew the hollow, but then this gigantic 9 tailed fox came outta nowhere, which got killed after a 5 day long fight, i killed just to let you know, and i also brought in a note explaining these happenings*hands teacher a note*......Teacher: ummm..well...ok i beleive you (  ) |
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Post by ManiacalReploid on Jul 9, 2007 4:45:44 GMT 2
Teacher! I cheat on the principles's test for staplers and that's why my computer lit up my cold homework of lightning.
Teacher:.......*head explodes*
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Sorrum
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Dropping in to say hi
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Post by Sorrum on Jul 9, 2007 5:09:55 GMT 2
Teacher! I couldn't do my homework because... um.. a leprachaun took me to ISENGARD!
Isengard?
Yes Isengard. They told me that if i didn't do a couple of push ups and run down the hill with machines of death behind me they wouldn't show me the way to lollipop fields! True story! Written by Paris Hilton with help from an endangered Rhino!
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That has AIDS!
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And is Lactose Intolerant!
Oh i see. Carry on then.
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Post by Miguel on Jul 9, 2007 18:14:36 GMT 2
Teacher, I couldn't do my homework because I was playing poker with a leprechaun,v and then he dissapeared, so I won, and I was to busy counting my money to notice the giant man-eating land-baracuda bearing down on me, so I grabbed my sword and we fought a perilous battle, and I won, but not without him biting off my pinky finger. And I had to go to the ER to be treated for extreme blood loss, and by the tie I could go home, it was way past my bed time, and my parents wouldn't let me stay up to finish my homework.
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Post by Albireo on Jul 13, 2007 11:05:34 GMT 2
Teacher! i couldnt do my homework because my dog died while the homework was in there, so we did drastic surgery but when we got the homework out, it was all soggy, see i even brang it! *pulls out a salivery homework sheet* *Class pukes and so does teacher*
teacher: i think i'm gonna be sick, i'll excuse you just get it away from me *Pukes again*
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Fefnir
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I'LL CRUSH YA!
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Post by Fefnir on Jul 17, 2007 0:15:25 GMT 2
Me:Teacher! I couldn't do my homework cuz Zero blowed me up!
Teacher: That's the fifth time you've used that excuse this month.
Me: I know, but it just keeps happening! I'll be walking down the street and up comes Zero, the jerk, hitting me with electricity all the time. And then I hafta fight back, cuz it's fun.
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Post by Zsaberslash on Jul 17, 2007 22:57:11 GMT 2
Student: Teacher I didn't do my homework because I had no paper
Teacher: But I gave you some
Student: That became my lunch because I forgot it.. again...
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Post by Miguel on Jul 17, 2007 23:20:09 GMT 2
Naruto: Iruka Sensei, I didn't do my homework because I don't give a crap about learning. I don't not need none of dem dere fancy edumecations!!!
Iruka: YOU FAIL!!!
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