What a megaman Character would never say ?

[Sazaku]

*Continued, from last time*
Omega: Jack in, Sigma.EXE!
Sigma: Alright O, I'm in, now what?
Omega: Head south through the city's main power source, and look for Megaman.EXE. We'll stop Lan's reign of viruses, and stop WWW. Good luck, Sigma.EXE!


Lan: Jack in, Megaman!
Lan: Jack out, Megaman!
Lan: Jack in, Megaman!
Lan: Jack off, Megaman!
Lan: I mean.. uh....

[J-T Spirit Of Fire]

Protoman: i want some nachos
Megaman: YOU CANT have any NACHOS
Bass:haha you got dissed
Light: come play with me Megaman come play..........play..........play..........pl GRAAWAAAAAAWW!
Zero: I am joining Neoarcadia I am going to help Omega to fight X.

[Raikon]

What really happened in Megaman X5

-X enters silly cramped maverick rooms-

X: Its you Zero, you are infected!?!?!

Zero: I AM A DISEASE!!!

[Chrozs Areving]

"The real final boss in MMx4"

X enter the final room.

X:OMG its..it...s a.....a.....its a monkey?

Monkey:"in a scottish accent"Hey i kick yur sorry right now,just becuase im a monkey doesnt mean im weak.ph4ar ma l33t sk1ll2.

X thinking: (i wonder what happend to sigma?)

Somwhere else.
Sigma:WHERE IS MY BODY TAPE??!

[SainanKurai]

Sigma: It is terribly annoying to wake up everyday and discover you have a different body.
...And always bald ;_;

[jason546]

heres a good one

ceil:whats for dinner?
zero:me
ceil:ok (eats zero) zero you taste good

[Chrozs Areving]

Roll and megaman walks down the street.

Megaman:Gawd,it SO hot out.Hot like my metalbutt,which isn`t that hot.No.Not with that face growing out of it.If you touch it you can see the future.You know like that recall movie.Only Totally not!They ripped me off.Would you like to see the future?
Roll:Do even LISTEN to yourself anymore?
Megaman:I try not to it breaks the illusion.So where are we going anyway?
Roll:To get a game.Its that new MMORPG,Future Maverick hunter online RPG.
Megaman:Whats so good about them anyway?
Roll:Online RPG are about the social interaction DAMN IT.
Megaman:Yes of course.Spare cridets for a noob,heal plz,how dy i us blaster?hay a grl lets cyber.
Roll:God,sometime i wonder why i am your sister.

[Ice Cream Reaver]

HARPUIA, ELPIZO: *sniff* why everyone thinks we're girls? We have feelings to you know. *begins to cry*

[xcustom]

Zero: I Love You Ciel
Ciel: I Love You Too Zero
X: Why Zero... Why Not Me... F*ck You Zero!!!

[Sazaku]

icecreamreaver said:

HARPUIA, ELPIZO: *sniff* why everyone thinks we're girls? We have feelings to you know. *begins to cry*

*The two hug to support each other from complete breakdown.*
Mike: Oh man, that's hot.
Rob: Oh man, what fags.

[Flamezero]

O.o

Cerberian : (Girly voice) Come on my little dogs - lets go for a walk

Zero : I know WHO I am lol XDDD.I remember my past.muahhh lolololololololol !!!!!!!oneoneoneonemillion

(Uhm that was weird really )

[Sazaku]

Well, atleast it's something they'd never say

Rush: I did not murder him!

[xcustom]

X: i finally remember now ZERO killed me!!!
Zero:No I didn't but I did kill Dr. Light!
X: I am going to get revenge for killing my creator... ZERO!!
Zero: hahahahaha I am Virus Zero...........
X: Why you little! mega buster... I mean X buster!!

[Chrozs Areving]

Megaman:Dad i feel horrible.I killed two people today.
Dr.Light:Son,i know your pain.I just built a robot of destruction.
Megaman:Dad NO!You dont know half of it!I once pushed an old lady in to the subway and she died.
Dr.Light:I spit in the holy water in the church!
Megaman:I stole Cokkies from the cokkie jar.I chewed it spited it out on a car.
Dr.light:I kicked a cute puppy in the face.T_T
Megaman:I got money from wily so he could escape.T_T
Dr.Light:I downloaded Music!T_T
Megaman:...........I dont know you anymore,you cheap b¤¤¤¤¤d.
Dr.Light:"Sniff"

[xcustom]

hahaha good one ZionX