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Post by ManiacalReploid on Apr 28, 2007 10:17:52 GMT 2
Zero: Sigma, where's roll?
*Sigma sitting at table*
Sigma: Uhhh....I don't know where roll is....
*Roll comes out from under the table*
Roll: Someone say my name?
Zero: .............
Zero: MOTHERFU^@$^ SH*@ FU*& PI&!^! CRACKWHORES FROM HELL!Why does this allways happen to me?!?!
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Post by Miguel on Apr 29, 2007 20:14:16 GMT 2
That could never happen 'cause Roll's not in the X series. X: I'm sick of being a Cat, and I'm sixk of protecting those ingrateful humans. I WANNA BLOW **** UP AND  WITH FOXXY LADIES!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by Darc Abyss on Apr 30, 2007 1:15:54 GMT 2
So? It doesn't matter what series its in. Still funny. Some are anyway...
Bass: Checkmate, b-otch!
Mega Man: Dam it...I hate being black...
Random Black Robot: WTF DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!?!
Mega Man: Oh sh-
*insert painful beating here, agonizing screams optional*
Mega Man: Oh....the pain...(homage to MGS 3)
Bass: Heh, sucks to be you.
Mega Man: How about we play checkers from now on?
Bass: Fine, I'll take black so that never happens again.
Mega Man: Thanks...
*plays checkers, Mega Man loses*
Mega Man: Dam it! I hate being red.
Tomahawkman: What the hell did you say?
Mega Man: *Sad puppy dog eyes* Mercy....
Bass: WAIT! Let me get my camera!
Axl: RUN!!!!!! HE WON'T WAIT LONG!!!
Vent: Too bad Aile went shopping. She will be pissed she missed this... ;D
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Post by Flash The Reploid on May 1, 2007 1:28:06 GMT 2
Mega Man: Bass Gimme A Blow Job Now!
Roll: Hey Thats My Job!
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Post by maverickzero on May 1, 2007 11:29:14 GMT 2
This one is based off a comic, only the roles are changed.
Can you tell me who made the comic?
Bass: Stop Megaman, why can't we just be friends. we don't have to fight, just stop this nonsense.
Megaman: Stay still! damn you.
Dr. Light: Mwuhahahahahha, it is ready, you will see, Dr. Wily, you're nothing compared to me. Computer! Activate Megaman X
Megaman X: What are your orders master?
Dr. Light: MWUAAHHAHAHAAHHAH!
Just have a test run on the wilybots.
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Post by Darc Abyss on May 1, 2007 23:34:05 GMT 2
X: Hello, my name is Mega Man X, and I have a Subtank addiction.
Zero, Vent, and Dr. Light: Hello, Mega Man X.
Protoman: Well, as you all know, we are here for one thing. Can anybody guess what that one thing is?
Zero: Subtanks?
Vent: Cupcakes?
Dr. Light: World domination?
Protoman: No, no, and for the last time, NO! And why are you even here, Dr. Light? You're a freaking HUMAN! You can use Subtanks!
Dr. Light: Well, the fumes from it make me happy and make my pants tight. ;D
Protoman: That's called radiation, and have you ever heard of Godzilla? He was a huge lizard (<--- CLUE!) that grew because of radiation. Maybe that explians the tight pants....The happy part explains itself. It slowly kills your body and mind, and totally makes your spirit f*cked up.
Dr. Light: Oh...whatever then. *walks out*
Protoman: Idiot...Wha- WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT SUBTANK, X?!?!?
X: Zero hit me and I NEEEEEEEEEEEED it!
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Post by Miguel on May 3, 2007 22:13:58 GMT 2
Roll: FU** YOU, ROCK!!!! IF I WANNA BANG BASS, I CAN!!!!
Rock: But Roll, Bass is a Wily bot. If he knocks you up, you'll turn evil!!!
Roll: Maybe I want to be evil. But I don't want to get pregnant. It's ruin my good looks.
Blues: hehe. What good looks?
Roll: GO TO HELL, BLUES!!!!
Blues: Already there, Roll. Already there.
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Post by Raikon on May 3, 2007 22:28:23 GMT 2
We have KIDS on this forum. Watch what you're saying
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Post by Darc Abyss on May 4, 2007 3:22:08 GMT 2
....Who cares? They're going to learn this crap eventually. Sociaty, their friends, their parents, TV, or by their drunk teacher who just tried meth for the first time. Might as well teach them sooner then later. Besides, I see no harm in a few "naughty" words. Anyway...
Protoman:........
Bass:.......
Quint:......
Enker:......
Mega Man: .......
Protoman: I raise.
Bass: I'll see your raise.
Quint: ....I fold....
Enker: I'll raise you by 50.
Mega Man: I'll see that.
Protoman: Okay then...Three pair, tens.
Bass:....I'll let you two go first.
Mega Man: Fine...Three pair, queens.
Protoman: Dam it...
Enker: Four pair, two's.
Mega Man: *sad puppy dog eyes* WAAAAAAAAA!
Enker: Wuss....Okay Bass, stop holding out. What do you got?
Bass: My poop must be silver with topaz corn kernals, CAUSE I GOT A ROYAL FLUSH!!!!!
Enker: My hooker money! (Talking about Pirateman. Get it? Hook.)
*shoots self*
Protoman: .....crap...
Mega Man: *craps armored panties and keeps crying*
Bass: Why I ever thought killing you would prove me stronger, I will never know....
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Post by maverickzero on May 4, 2007 9:34:10 GMT 2
We have KIDS on this forum. Watch what you're saying Eerm, I think the youngest peeps are 12, and if you're 12, you can handle this kind of crap. Bass: Hey Megaman, check out those cool flashes, they're made by a guy called FlameZero. MM: OMG WTF I'M IN HEAVEN!!!ONEELEVENONE!!111!! Bass: you din't even look. -_- MM: Uhh what is it Bass? Bass: You're really giving me the creeps, what where you doing? MM: nothing, just nothing. just sitting in front of a black monitor. |
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Post by Raikon on May 4, 2007 13:54:29 GMT 2
Whether they're capable or not of handling this "kind of crap", the rules still state that you shouldn't talk like that.
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Post by Netto on May 4, 2007 19:03:10 GMT 2
Locking, too much crap.
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