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Post by VileMKII on May 12, 2008 21:59:12 GMT 2
(No no no Zanji, this has to be clasic humor, not our stupid avrage humor..... Well okay so those two are the same. you win this round...)
Haptism layed on the ground, soon his eyes became X's and his tounge flopped out. Noticing he needed help, a lonely bistandered came over to perform CPR. By blowing into Haptism's mouth, Haptism filled with air, then rose like a balloon. He soon popped and flew though out the sky, spitting the spit out a it landed all over the ground.
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Post by randomdrifter865 on May 14, 2008 3:10:00 GMT 2
Drifter grabs a hose and drenches Haptism with tar, then Drifter pushes a bottom and pile of pillow feathers land on haptism. Haptism dazed out of his mind manages to get his balance but falls back down at drifter fires a cone at his face. Which knock haptism out then drifter walksover with a huge plat and sign. Saying free chicken dinner! (And some stupid humor is all right just not to serious ones please.)
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Post by VileMKII on May 14, 2008 4:35:52 GMT 2
(I was meaning like old school cartoon stuff, like this.)
Haptism Scrunched over, a steam appered above his head. A wistleing sound could be heard as he thow out his hands and legs to his sides screaming. His face was red and the tar flew everywhere. Still scrunched over he began to breath heavy starign at Drifter.
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Post by randomdrifter865 on May 14, 2008 7:12:42 GMT 2
(The tar and feathering is a classic) Anyways before we continue on this mayhem again. I guess I wasn't too clear with the rules was I. Anyways... The whole idea of this game is to attack with classical and comical puns used in old cartoons as well as manga because some use those kinds of funny buisness.
Anyways I like to thank Haptism for keeping things in check while I'm working on my highschool project I hope I'm not being snide about it but, I don't mind some new jokes or puns used in today's cartoons or what you guys do and what not so it is ok but, becareful what you use please... Anyways continue... And here we go!!!! Drifter shrinks to the size of a mouse and runs from Haptism into a hole to get away from the red steaming mad man and there he pulls out from his pocket an object that could potentally send Drifter to meet his maker...
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Post by Silver Stryker on May 21, 2008 23:55:42 GMT 2
Suddenly a large futuristic tank rolls in to threaten everyone. prepared, Silver Strike puts on a high-tech vest labeled "Disintegration-proof vest" and smiles at the tank. The tank zaps away, leaving Silver strike as a pile of ash,...and a disintegration-proof vest. The tank then turns to the rest.
((lol get rid of it using pranks!))
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Post by randomdrifter865 on Jun 6, 2008 8:51:48 GMT 2
Noticing the Tank Random had to think fast if he wanted to get away from the tank and the crazy steaming mad man at the same time. So he did the next best thing. He grabs a banana and eats it. Then uses a make shift elevator from the back of his mouse hole and appears under the tank a bit and throws the banana peel at the tank gears causing the tank threads to move uncontrolably evnetually tipping it over and stopping the firing of the beam and Haptism unaware gets rolled over by the tank and becomes a flat pancake. Finally a response to end the tank threat!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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